Stealth-MERC's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miami Shark]

Damn

Game was good but a few minutes in I ran into a bug where my shark was permanently going down and to the right, and nothing I pressed could fix it!

[Flash-DooM 2D]

Kids these days...

They just don't appreciate the classics. Some of the reviewers didn't even recognize the music! I mean, wtf? The game was fun, and reminded me of my childhood where i spent the entire day playing doom 95.

[Mole Hunter 2]

Nice adaptation of a classic

But curiously hard to play when drunk....

[Transmigration]

Definetely good to look at

But that was all there was to it, I would love to see a game like this where in each level, you were a different animal with a unique power to use in each level, also, any kind of challenge would be good too =p

[Toast of War]

Nice Game

Except that first butter boss was too much of a chump, all you gotta do is stand in the middle hole and spam the chainsaw...can't even touch you, weak.

sinaiman responds:

Hehe, that's the easy way out though. It's like playing a game and just camping at one spot, waiting and waiting, when you could probably have more fun moving around and figuring out how to overcome the obstacle ahead of you. But thanks for the review and glad you liked it aside from that :D

- Reza

[Scribble!]

Yeah, decent game

There is definetely a connect the dots penis in this game.

[A Valentines Day Card]

Stupid

It was better the first time around.

SurvivalisFutile responds:

Dear Stealth_MERC,

Thanks alot for your review, surprisingly it didn't help at all... :) Ill value this review... a whole lot... the day you make something of your own in flash... ass

~survivalisfutile~

[Peeps in Outer Space!]

Not bad at all.

True, this is a bit boring. The peep invaders game runs too slowly for my tastes, but I thought the mock up of asteroids was excellent, and wasn't slow at all. Even if you don't like these classic arcade games, you at least need to give Mockery his props for putting a lot of effort into his flash to give you something that looks, sounds, and plays well instead of putting random crap into the portal.

[Battle Pong]

Very good.

This is the perfect example of what a good flash game should be. Customizable controls, music that doesn't wear out too quick, and a bug free game. Thanks for the greatest pong experience ever!

[Tactics Core Demo]

Solid

The graphics are pretty amazing. The sound was fitting, I could care less how the game was balanced, I can't wait for you to release an entire game using this engine, its awesome! Or at least...release the game bit by bit. Ohhhhhh man, so sweet.